S10 rehearsal 8_19_2012

Chik-Fil-A , please feel free to eat Miss J's tender white meat.

The rest of you bitches... You're welcome!

Reckless Eyes Music Video

BigBro

Today is BigBro's birthday. Miss J is keeping good thoughts for his future and thanks her readers who have sent their love and prayers and those who've donated to his transplant fund.

Here he holds BabySister. SisterGirl is in the plaid dress, Miss J is the nerd in glasses. This is shortly before the family fled Georgia and moved to Eden, NY.

BigBro sounded good today, he was lucid and talking about going shopping for groceries on Saturday with Mama J. He's the best, and Miss J prays for him every day.

Happy Birthday, BigBro!

Miss J's improvised soap opera, The Rich and the Reckless,  killed off two characters this past run. Fortunately, Miss J's character, Helen Shane survived.

RnR returns June 9 with two new characters whose names will be picked by audience suggestion- just like at an  improv show. Imagine that.

Please feel free to add your suggestions HERE.

Miss Janey's suggestion of Alotta Mangina, has been rejected. Outrageous! Miss J welcomes any and all suggestions in this blog's comment section. Thanks, bitches!

Dear Newish Guy,

OK, you're not that new- you've been here over a year. And you are very sweet. You are Miss J's second favorite of the newish guys. (The first favorite being the tall drink-of-gay man who fake-flirts with Miss J- DUH!) 

You should know that Miss J does appreciate your young HAWTNESS, especially your well-developed forearms, which are Miss J's favorite part of the male anatomy. The best part is when you roll your shirt sleeves back over your forearms and give the world a teasing glance. Yeah, you naughty little investor man! Even so, Miss J has her limits. She does not appreciate you sneezing and blowing your nose while standing at her desk! Take it down the hall, son! Miss J don't need none of that, no matter how cute you are. Unless  you're planning on coming over to the Janey manse with chicken soup and using those magnificent forearms to foist the spoon for Miss J, go elsewhere for your germ-letting.

(On a side note, Readers, its truly disappointing what comes up when one Googles for images of  "male forearm". Tatts and iv drug pics. DON'T do it. Don't. Google, WTH?)

Mama J is a Softy

Last year, Mama Janey found a cat and her kittens-all feral- living under her home. She had to shimmy under to house to do it but eventually Mama J saved two of the kittens. She even trapped the mama kitty and had her neutered. Mama Kitty is still feral but she visits her kittens daily and nibbles the kibble Mama J leaves for her.